Well, the Cordovan United football team goes from… ahem… strength to… ahem… strength… with a stunning 3-0 victory over acclaimed advertising agency Forsman & Bodenfors. If truth be told, the match versus Forsman was cancelled due to a lack of players (on their part. We have a 45-strong squad) so we were awarded the 3 points…
Prior to this, we’d managed only 1 draw and 3 defeats.
Stop laughing. We’ll get better…
